Found on the exclusive ex-gay forums:To whom it may concern,
I am a successful, attractive middle manager at an internationally recognized, upcoming firm. For decades now I've been terrified that my past of having dabbled in the homosexual lifestyle could damage the good standing I've achieved in my local community, which happens to be very conservative. But let me start at the beginning. From the moment I spied the glistening, muscular chest of the high school quarterback, I knew that my soul was in danger of eternal damnation. The first illicit encounters happened behind the bleachers, and from then on I was balls deep in the soft underbelly of the homosexual community. Soon I discovered that some examples of homosexual blasphemies include promiscuity, perversity, anal beads, water sports, vampirism, that one guy's apartment who had the metal exam table covered with a rubber sheet and surrounded by various implements, fisting, felching (don't ask), and other assorted indignities. Now, only the loving arms of Jesus my Lord and Savior can provide the sweet release to save me from the bondage of the homosexual lifestyle. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will not succumb to the temptations of gerbiling. Has anyone else been challenged by similar impieties, and if so, can you relate?
(((Hugs))),
Rikki
